Who wants to pop my cherry?

I'm a virgin when it comes to backpacking, you see.

And I was thinking of acting all macho and GI Jane by going on my maiden backpacking trip this coming holidays.

Somewhere between mid-November to mid-January would be good.

I gotta warn you first:

1. I don't know how much it costs
2. I don't know where to go
3. I don't know how long it's gonna take

But, on the other hand:

1. I think I can provide loads of entertainment
2. I'm not afraid of getting grubby and grimy and squatting down by the longkang to have my meals
3. I honestly don't mind walking

So, anyone? Please? You get to be the first one to make the trip with me you know?

Please?