The truth about girls

Got this off my Friendster bulletin.

1. Gossip isn't a sin. It's an art.
2. We aren't ashamed to cry.
3. We must go to the bathroom in groups
4. We have this thing called feelings. Don't hurt them.
5. We don't wake up looking pretty. It takes time and effort.
6. Sometimes is just never quite enough.
7. We need girls nights OFTEN.
8. We hold grudges and we never forget the things you say to us that hurt.
9. It doesn't matter who dumped who or why. Whenever we see an ex with another girl, it always bothers us. Not because we're not over you, but because we know we used to be that girl.
10. Makeup can hide so many things, like puffy eyes from crying to huge scars from a broken heart.
11. Never ever ask a girl what she weighs; or imply anything about her weight being too much or too little. Just don't do it.
12. Never ask a girl if she's being so bitchy because of PMS...because other things annoy us...duh.
13. As much as we say we didn't like you that much...we did.
14. Girls notice every little thing so be careful what you say and do.
15. Our eyes are located in our heads. Not our chest or butt. When you're not looking in our eyes, WE KNOW.
16. We get a feeling in our gut when things are wrong (seriously true).
17. Sometimes we trust you because we want to even when we know you are lying, and it hurts.

Don't ask me to validate all these statements because I'm not going to. Why? Please refer to no. 4 *cackles evilly*

Whatever.