Elephants can swim
There was a time when I was having an SMS conversation with Chino a few years ago.
And I was interrupted by my Dad saying that elephants could swim.
Like, in the sea.
Because he was watching National Geographic or Discovery or Animal Planet or something.
And I had just missed it.
I speed-texted Chino to share the newfound discovery with him.
His reply was "They memang can la, girl."
I had never felt so cheated in my whole life at that point of time.
What did he mean by they memang can?
I saw Yu-Ming online then and I told him the same thing.
He went "Yah can."
..........
At (then) 20 years old, I wondered if I was the only person in the entire universe who didn't know that elephants could swim.
*flops facedown onto bed and tries to suffocate self*
And I was interrupted by my Dad saying that elephants could swim.
Like, in the sea.
Because he was watching National Geographic or Discovery or Animal Planet or something.
And I had just missed it.
I speed-texted Chino to share the newfound discovery with him.
His reply was "They memang can la, girl."
I had never felt so cheated in my whole life at that point of time.
What did he mean by they memang can?
I saw Yu-Ming online then and I told him the same thing.
He went "Yah can."
..........
At (then) 20 years old, I wondered if I was the only person in the entire universe who didn't know that elephants could swim.
*flops facedown onto bed and tries to suffocate self*
posted by Disco Ball Pixie at
3:52:00 PM
6 Comments:
lol i remember this...
By
Mystery Wolf, at 4:34 PM
you also knew right? i feel damn cheated ohkay
By
Disco Ball Pixie, at 11:53 PM
They can? *_*
By
cheesecakeerian, at 12:44 AM
apparently so
By
Disco Ball Pixie, at 5:30 PM
They don't swim lah, they waddle underwater, and they stick their trunks up, like snorkels.
I just made that up. :D
By
albert, at 1:40 PM
albert they can swim! you don't lie! they CAN!
By
Disco Ball Pixie, at 7:48 PM
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